Hi, Im Miranda Stypayhorlikson

• zayn:
  how gr8 would i look if i grew some weird stubbly beard shit!!!!

• me:
  no

if my son is gay

• son:
  mom... i'm gay

• me:
  what was that?

• son:
  i'm... gay

• me:
  HA! KNEW IT!

• son:
  wh...what?

• husband:
  what's going on?

• me:
  OUR SON'S GAY!

• husband:
  oh god.

• son:
  wait, is that okay?

• husband:
  no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...

• me:
  ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?

• son:
  i—

• me:
  YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT

• son:
  that's great mom bu—

• me:
  I AM SO PROUD OF YOU

• husband:
  your mother has this thing about ga—

• me:
  I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE

• son:
  mom that really isn—

• me:
  HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?

• husband:
  shit

• me:
  WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?

• son:
  dad, what's going o—

• me:
  WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS

• husband:
  walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—

• me:
  YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE

• son:
  i'm scared

• husband:
  it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen

• me:
  I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG